Maybe not our best decision.
Live and learn. Live and learn.
Disclaimer: This is a dramatic interpretation of what we project might happen if we left Madeline alone with Shaw, based on an actual conversation we had with him in which he stated his unique babysitting technique. To ease your mind, we did not actually leave them alone together, and he had no part in the photo set up. No actual children or laundry baskets were harmed in the making of this blog post.